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Archimedes' Breakfast

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An Archimedes-like figure studying floating cereal beside a bath.
Illustration generated with ChatGPT by OpenAI, prompted and selected by Greg Conrad Smith, 2026.
When Archimedes ate his Wheaties He liked to watch them float. He’d hypothesize about their size And the time they’d take to soak. Thus occupied one day, he sighed, “I have no room to gloat. I dream of lakes of cereal flakes When I should be building boats.” On this day historians say The scientist unclothed Found his purpose as the surface Level lowered while he rose. This intuition began his mission To make bigger, better oats And with a taste, the milk displaced Went sliding down his throat.

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