Poetry

There once was a girl from Tallahassee

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A poised young woman on a sunny Southern porch with a fan and thorned rose branch.
Illustration generated with ChatGPT by OpenAI, prompted and selected by Greg Conrad Smith, 2026.

There once was a girl from Tallahassee Who believed that swearing was trashy   Or perhaps even worse   So when required to curse She spoke words that were sharp, apt, and classy